Dear Martha, I learned how to fold towels thanks to you.

When it was just baby Emma and me hanging out all day, I spent a whole lot of time soaking up Martha Stewart. I subscribed to her magazine and watched her show religiously. I loved hearing her knowledge on entertaining, housekeeping, and cooking.


Martha likes earth tones, I like earth tones. Martha doesn't like wallpaper, I don't like wallpaper. Martha thinks insider trading is okay, I think insider trading is okay. We could be related, we have so many similarities.


Before her stint in prison, I learned the proper way to fold a towel. Useless information you think? Then you've never seen my towel cupboard. Not an exposed towel edge in sight and they are all the same, perfect size and shape. It is a thing of beauty.


I've passed my neurosis knowledge on to my children and Emma is now a pro towel folder. She thinks it so so fun to fold towels that she uses the technique on the baby's blankets too. Remi's blanket/burp cloths are the envy of other babies, I'm sure.

Yes, I'm a blessed woman. Just watch....